*I had to share these with you these are seen in the Oklahoma Women February/March 2012 paper.
Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to go pee.
Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
Law of Random Number If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone ALWAYS answers. (This just happened to me yesterday) 🙂
Law of Variation If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)
Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. lol
Law of Result When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will
That’s all for today…Think about those. 😀